Gilmore Award Nominee:

I donít know what it is with Dick Cheney, but something about the guy really freaks me out. He has that ìI really like little boysî look in his eyes all the time. This makes him the perfect idea for a Halloween costume, not to mention a repressed pedophile, that would be utterly terrifying.

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Think about it. It is perfectly legal to disguise yourself as the ultimate evil (i.e. Dick Cheney) and terrorize friends, family and local residents. Sure, all applicable laws are still in effect, but no one can recognize you anyway. Not only that, minor acts of vandalism are tolerated, if not tacitly condoned, by the community.

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So, dear students, when planning your evil attire, keep these themes in mind. And, if you see Dick Cheney staggering drunkenly down High Street, fear not. He is harmless to males over 10 years of age.

--Tim Davison, Arts & Entertainment Editor of West Virginia University's Daily Athenaeum

And I thought Dan Fishback was bad.