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October 24, 2002 [feather]
Inspired by Erin's post (below)

Inspired by Erin's post (below) I checked the Not in Our Name petition's "B" section for my own name; I was disappointed to find that nobody has taken the time to sign me up, either. I did discover the following illustrious signatures among the anti-war B's: Gas Bag; Snardius The Bald (Medieval Warrior dedicated to the eradication of leftists); Lickmy Balls; Cee Mye Balls, Phoney Balloney (Gullible Liberal); Fat Bastard (Overweight homicidal Scotsman); Com E Bastards; Anita Bath; Lima Bean; M. Becile (Society for the preservation of psychopathic mass-murdering dictators); Les Behan; Aphra Behn (Guerrilla Girls On Tour); You-must Be-joking; Saul Bellows (Blacksmith); Ilove bin-Laden; Runup N Bitemyass (Department of Fenestration, MIT); James Bond (secret agent); Dusty Bottoms; I Will Not Sign This Bullshit (USA, USA, USA); Adam Bumb; Teroff My Burka; Americans Behind Bush; George I Like Throwing Bombs On Poor People Bush (President of the US of A); Go Bush; Stayout Thuh Bushes; A. Scarlett Butt; Eat My Butt; and Harry Buttocks.

posted on October 24, 2002 1:38 AM