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April 23, 2007 [feather]
Can you spare a square?

There are times when you wish performing artists would just stick to performing. I like Sheryl Crow. I own Sheryl Crow albums. I know the words to a great many of her songs. But now, everytime I hear Sheryl Crow sing, I am going to have to think about this:


Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.

She teamed up with environmental activist [and An Inconvenient Truth producer] Laurie David for the shows.

The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."


I am reminded of a certain Seinfeld clip about how many squares of toilet paper are required for minimal hygienic success. The answer is not one.

Crow has also apparently designed a line of clothing featuring a detachable "dining sleeve" so that environmentalist types can wipe their mouths with something besides paper napkins. So far she does not seem to have proposed that the sleeves be used for multiple wiping purposes, thus eliminating the need for TP altogether.

posted on April 23, 2007 7:15 PM




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Comments:

I believe that Ms. David and family own a rather large house on the Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard north shore, drive significantly large vehicles with low mileage and fly in private jets at a very high carbon per mile coefficient.

In addition, prior to hosting an anti-Cape Wind (NE plan for near shore wind mills to generate almost all the electricity needed for the Cape and Islands) rally (the wind mills destroy the natural beauty that she and her ultra-rich friends, such as the Kennedys, view, at the expense of the merely well off or even middle class and poor, who can't reach the shore because of estates like hers), she had an illegal deck and landscaping project (destroyed native vegetation near the water line) so that the whole area could look nice for Robert Kennedy, Jr. when he brought his environmentalist 'credentials' to the anti-windmill cause.

Let her talk when the shore is open to all and she really supports alternative energy.

Posted by: Mike McKeown at April 23, 2007 8:28 PM





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