It's long been clear that the English have lost their minds when it comes to multiculturalism in the schools. Here's just one example:

A school was yesterday accused of making teachers dress up as Asians for a day--to celebrate a Muslim festival.

Kids at the 257-pupil primary have also been told to don ethnic garb even though most are Christians.

The morning assembly will be open to all parents--but dads are barred from a women-only party in the afternoon because Muslim husbands object to wives mixing with other men.

Just two members of staff--a part-time teacher and a teaching assistant--are Muslim.

Yesterday a relative of one of the 39 others said: "Staff have got to go along with it--or let's face it, they would be branded racist.

"Who would put their job on the line? They have been told they have to embrace the day to show their diversity. But they are not all happy."

The day aims to belatedly mark Eid, the end of Ramadan.

Sally Bloomer, head of Rufford primary school in Lye, West Midlands, insisted: "I have not heard of any complaints.

"It's all part of a diversity project to promote multi-culturalism."