Entry: Bulwer Lytton and the Seven Dwarves

If you can call a song a work of fiction, then the most discriptive sentence, or maybe just my favorite:

"He was born with a red hand in the cookie jar and a foot in Potter's Field." -John Gorka

Posted by jackscrow at July 29, 2005 12:33 PM

I've always liked the winner of the 1984 B-W contest (especially the last part):

"The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my steel through your last meal.'"

Posted by Bruce Lagasse at August 1, 2005 8:40 PM